Brief: Write a comedy.
Notes: I thought it was amusing that so many personal hygiene products (handy wipes, hand sanitizer) were out of stock on Amazon.
CHAD: No… the flu is actually far more lethal. A lot of this is circumstance. A lot more is hype.
KAREN: And close quarters in China… still I worry. I mean, my hands are getting dry and scaly from washing them so frequently.
CHAD: I know. I know.
KAREN: And even the expensive hand lotion doesn’t help.
CHAD: Maybe try moisturizing wipes.
KAREN: Wipes? Like Baby wipes?
CHAD: No, like handy wipes. Like that show from years back… Priest or Nun or whatever.
CHAD: Right, Monk.
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