Every month or so
On a trip, Fuzzy must go
He’s got the packing down to just one little bag
When he returns to me
My very first spousal duty:
About his expense reports, I must nag.
The accounting people are slow
Though they use payroll software, I know
So I worry when our bank balance starts to sag.
“Are you sure you sent it in?”
“I did,” he’ll say with a grin.
“Before you even told me,” he will brag.
“Good, cause the cable bill’s due.
And it’s an expensive one, too.”
I say this, and try not to sound like a hag.
“I hate when you go away.
I much prefer homecoming day,
Though I kind of wish you’d manage to bring me more swag.”
He laughs and gives me a kiss.
And for a few moments there’s bliss.
But then to my head comes this Reimbursement Rag.
And yes, I realize this isn’t a rag so much as a blues riff.
Also, he does bring me flowers whenever he goes to the grocery store.