I hate my name. (But I finally succumbed to this exercise)

Melissa is back…
Melissa is also in demand for weddings, receptions and private parties.
Melissa is the FEATURED ARTIST for September's HOT BANDS ISSUE
Melissa is here, cheer no more
Melissa is a Microsoft Word macro virus that infects your PC as soon as you open its e-mail attachment.
Melissa is a member of the elite Master Sales Society.
Melissa is an inspiration to us and to everyone that knows her.
Melissa is a bit like a lake.
Melissa is a country-living Texas community with a population of approximately 1,500, located on Highway 5, 50 miles north of downtown Dallas.
Melissa is almost entirely uninteresting.