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nce upon a time there has a young PARKING-LOT ATTENDANT named JEAN-PIERRE. He was SLOWLY SLINKING in the SKIMPY forest when he met MALODOROUS CLARENCE, a run-away WINDOW-WASHER from the FRACTIOUS Queen ISABELLE.
JEAN-PIERRE could see that MALODOROUS CLARENCE was hungry so he reached into his TEST-TUBE and give him his FERAL BAGUETTE. MALODOROUS CLARENCE was thankful for JEAN-PIERRE's BAGUETTE, so he told JEAN-PIERRE a very SILLY story about Queen ISABELLE's daughter BERNADETTE. How her mother, the FRACTIOUS Queen ISABELLE, kept her locked away in a SKATING RINK protected by a gigantic IGUANA, because BERNADETTE was so FROTHY.
JEAN-PIERRE SWAGGERED. He vowed to MALODOROUS CLARENCE the WINDOW-WASHER that he would save the FROTHY BERNADETTE. He would IMITATE the IGUANA, and take BERNADETTE far away from her eveil mother, the FRACTIOUS Queen ISABELLE, and SKEWER her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a OBSEQUIOUS HURRICANE and MALODOROUS CLARENCE the WINDOW-WASHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic IGUANA from his story. FRACTIOUS Queen ISABELLE OOZED out from behind a HAMMOCK and struck JEAN-PIERRE dead. In the far off SKATING RINK you could hear a CRACKLE.