On the phone with my mother last night, I was informed that when I visit her next month she's taking me a Black Sand beach with sparkling turquoise water, and shipfi – um – doplphins frolicking off-shore.

Yay, Baja Weekends.

It's not that time of the month, but it's the time just before it, which means I get horrible crampy aches in my lower back, and not even soaking in my decadently large bathtub helps. Ibuprofen takes the edge off, as does, strangely, caffeine.

I haven't had anything caffeinated, however, since my morning macchiato, so I've been kinda fadey since about 4:30. We came home, and I browsed through this jewelry catalog in which I found the only peridot jewelry that ever interested me. (It may be my birthstone, but no one said I had to like it.)

After a bit, we went out to Barnes and Noble, where I spent less than $100 for a change. Yes, , I did buy Jennifer Government. I'd been looking for a copy of the DVD Tortilla Soup but they didn't have it. Nevertheless, I now have that tango “Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,” (or whatever it's called) running through my head in both English and Spanish.

I'm thinking of curling up in the bed with a book and a mug of cocoa, and reading for the next three hours, or until I fall asleep, whichever comes first.

I was awakened this morning, not by our alarm, which had been set for nine am on Friday, because neither of us had wanted to leave bed at eight, but by my aunt calling from Connecticut. To be fair, most people are (or should be) out of bed at ten AM, even on Saturday, but most people don't routinely stay up til two or three, either.

And at that point I would have gotten up /anyway/ because I had to use the bathroom.

But anyway, she called, and apparently will be here next weekend. And I'm torn, because I'd love to take next Monday off, but she has a history of being unfashionably late/cancelling at the last second/just not showing up. When my grandmother was still alive, she'd send Patti (who is the youngest and therefore the favorite) plane tickets to visit her, and then Patti would cancel at the last minute and later use the tickets for something else.

For five years my grandmother lived with my parents, who took care of her, hired a nurse to spend the day with her when they had to work, and Patti, who happened to call one time when she was alone for five minutes had the nerve to chastise my parents for not being the 24/7 entertainment committe. When asked if she'd like to take my grandmother in, my has-a-PhD-from-Stanford-and-had-her-first-teaching-job-at-Yale-but-had-to-quit-because-otherwise-she'd-have-been-fired-for-not-publishing aunt, who now makes ends meet by teaching part time at Wesleyan and editing papers for the chair of the Yale English department, and lives in an apartment that doesn't have a bathroom, because she “just isn't cut out for real work, the way you and your mother are, Xenobia,” said she was too busy.

So, I probably won't take time off, and if she really does deign to drive the twenty minutes from the overpriced decorated-by-folks-who-have-all-their-taste-in-their-mouths house of her friends Joan and Marty in Palo Alto, she'll have to fit her visit into my schedule.

Because, you know, I love the woman, and she's my godmother (failed at that, didn't she?) and stuff, but her selfishness pisses me off.

On the other hand, sometimes she can be funny. Like when her ex-husband (who is a tanner buffer version of Chris Reeve in his Superman days, and whom I really miss) cheated on her with some 18-year-old (whom he later married), she called the chick's mother on the phone and said, “Do you know that your daughter is fucking my husband?”

But those cool moments are few, and far between.

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In other news, shopping for office furniture ended in a fight today, because I wasn't in love with anything we looked at, and Fuzzy wasn't in love with anything we looked at, and he doesn't like change, and when I said, “Let's re-think this and work on other projects” he grumped at me. Apparently, in the rules of Fuzzyness, you have to submit ideas for weekend projects three years in advance, in triplicate, and then talk them to death before you do anything.

I'd rather just /do/ something. Anything. Don't care what at this point. Paint the hall bath, maybe. “Oh but we can't because I might have to use the other bathroom once.” Yeah, well, I use the 'other' bathroom every day. This isn't a great tragedy.

We won't talk about the adventure to Fry's in Palo ALto. Nope. Won't even go there.

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But I did have a lovely salon appointment today. And my nails are RED. Like fuck-me-dead red (which, by the way, was once an actual Wet-n-Wild make-up color). It's silly, but they make me feel like such a bad-ass bitch when they're red.

And that, aside from having hands so small the average third grader's are larger, is why I rarely paint them so.

Actually she's /still/ out there barking, and my shoulder hurts too much to deal with the door. Stupid big-lipped gallumphing cow-dog. (That would be Cleo.)

When we moved in, the previous owners, who had FIVE dogs here, one of which was a wolf-hybrid (and never mind the fact that there's an ordinance here that limits each household to two domesticated animals), said, rather cavalierly, “Oh, the neighbors are deaf, don't worry about barking.”

But I do. I really do. No matter what I try with this dog – treats for silence, noisemakers, everything – she's still The Barking Bitch of Beelzebub, and it's driving me crazy.

I've contacted Stacy to come and do some AntiBark Training with Cleo, but so far I haven't been able to figure out a good time. Soon, I hope.

Also, while the neighbors immediately to one side are elderly, and pretty hard-of-hearing, the rest of the neighbors, to my knowledge, are perfectly healthy in that respect, and they don't deserve Cleo “serenading” them by barking at trees, wind, cats or – her favorite – NOTHING.

For the record, I'm blaming , just because.

The Grand Duchy of Zenitopia
“There's no such thing as strong coffee-only weak people”

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Zenitopia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning chihuahua population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry.

Crime is relatively low. Zenitopia's national animal is the chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the java-nut.

(Yeah, yeah, you know the drill. Go to www.nationstates.net )

The most amusing thing that I've experienced in the last two days is listening to kicking the asses of appraisers. Not literally, just over the phone. Not that I can't do that, but I have a gazillion and one other things to do, and it helps so much to have someone else make the stupid eight-times-daily harassment calls, because, apparently (and especially in Southern California) people must be coerced to do their jobs.

Besides, it's way more fun listening to someone else.

Despite having help, I was at work til eight tonight, but that was mostly by choice, and partly because I'm covering P's pipeline while he's sunning himself in Hawaii. At the end of the evening, I was pleased to discover that my office does, in fact, have a floor.

I'm out of the blah mood I was in all weekend, as witnessed by a way-too-caffeinated me being disgustingly perky on Monday. Yes, it was obnoxious. However, I must point out that I never do sustained perkiness.

In the absence of a new episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight, we watched part of disc five from season three. I'd forgotten how much I'd liked that season. However, watching those dvd's has forced Fuzzy to inform me that we haven't yet watched all of season one of Babylon 5 (sorry, Fuzz, I just don't like season one) and that season two will be out in two months.

Whatever. I bought a new Palm, and a new laptop and am buying a new computer, and I go to the salon every other week. I guess it's fair for him to get a boxed set of something once in a while.

I've been really tired lately, and have been having weird sleep patterns where I wake up at 5:46 every morning. But then I go back to sleep.

I have two upcoming trips: Mexico and Florida, both in Feb. Fuzzy may not come to Mexico, with me, however. The Florida trip is for his work, though, and it'd be me tagging along just because I've never been to Boca Raton before.

Also, our eighth anniversary is in March, and I'm trying to plan a weekend getaway. It's not a surprise, so this isn't locked, but suggestions are welcome. Must be within half a day's drive, or a cheap flight, from Northern Californa.

Sorry this is such a dull update. My brain is on vacation, I think.

So I've gone from blah to enh in moodiness, which, actually is an improvement.

My shoulders are killing me though, which is weird. We must've swapped the pillows around or something.

And I cannot shake this headache, still.

I'm planning to eat something and then go to bed early in the hopes that I can shake enough of this crabby cranky nesting mood so that I don't bite people's heads off at work on Monday.

And may I just add that weekends are too short?

Still in nesting mode.
Blowing off Stars on Ice – head hurts too much to enjoy it.
That is all.

I was awakened this morning, not by our alarm, which had been set for nine am on Friday, because neither of us had wanted to leave bed at eight, but by my aunt calling from Connecticut. To be fair, most people are (or should be) out of bed at ten AM, even on Saturday, but most people don’t routinely stay up til two or three, either.
And at that point I would have gotten up /anyway/ because I had to use the bathroom.
But anyway, she called, and apparently will be here next weekend. And I’m torn, because I’d love to take next Monday off, but she has a history of being unfashionably late/cancelling at the last second/just not showing up. When my grandmother was still alive, she’d send Patti (who is the youngest and therefore the favorite) plane tickets to visit her, and then Patti would cancel at the last minute and later use the tickets for something else.
For five years my grandmother lived with my parents, who took care of her, hired a nurse to spend the day with her when they had to work, and Patti, who happened to call one time when she was alone for five minutes had the nerve to chastise my parents for not being the 24/7 entertainment committe. When asked if she’d like to take my grandmother in, my has-a-PhD-from-Stanford-and-had-her-first-teaching-job-at-Yale-but-had-to-quit-because-otherwise-she’d-have-been-fired-for-not-publishing aunt, who now makes ends meet by teaching part time at Wesleyan and editing papers for the chair of the Yale English department, and lives in an apartment that doesn’t have a bathroom, because she “just isn’t cut out for real work, the way you and your mother are, Zoetrope,” said she was too busy.
So, I probably won’t take time off, and if she really does deign to drive the twenty minutes from the overpriced decorated-by-folks-who-have-all-their-taste-in-their-mouths house of her friends Joan and Marty in Palo Alto, she’ll have to fit her visit into my schedule.
Because, you know, I love the woman, and she’s my godmother (failed at that, didn’t she?) and stuff, but her selfishness pisses me off.
On the other hand, sometimes she can be funny. Like when her ex-husband (who is a tanner buffer version of Chris Reeve in his Superman days, and whom I really miss) cheated on her with some 18-year-old (whom he later married), she called the chick’s mother on the phone and said, “Do you know that your daughter is fucking my husband?”
But those cool moments are few, and far between.
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I'm in a blah mood today – but I think it's the light. I've done my minimum One Productive Thing (cleaned the kitchen) but it's after two and I'm still wandering around the house in sweats. Not Good.

I hate it when the sky is all murky, the way it was until about an hour ago, because I feel like the world hasn't quite awakened yet, and it makes my eyes all wiggy.

Although, when such skies are accompanied by wind and rain and thunder and lightning, my whole perception changes and I revel in the raw power of nature.

So maybe it's just that I don't like indecisive weather.

Whatever. I'm babbling again, which means I really need to have someone lock up my keyboard.