Get me outta here!

MissMeliss.com

I make stuff up…and collect dogs.

Menu

Skip to content
  • About MissMeliss
  • Bibliotica
  • Bathtub Mermaid Podcast
  • Work with Me
  • Contact Info & Comments Policy
  • Privacy Policy

Author Archives

MissMelisshttp://www.missmeliss.com
0746 - Bead by Bead

Triptych Part I – Blood and Bone

11 February 2020 by MissMeliss

0746 - Bead by Bead

Brief: Write the first play in a trilogy.

Excerpt:

She surveys her last bit of work, nods to herself in approval, and goes on.

ELIZA:                        But before… before all the mass production that took the soul out of handwork we used needles made from bone. Oh, you modern stitchers will wrinkle your noses and call it disgusting, but those bone needles had a bit of a curve to them, made the sewing go smoother, and their points were sharper than what you know.

Follow the link below to read the entire play.

011 – Triptych I – Blood and Bone

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later 1 Comment
Dogs

Tennis Ball Rhapsody

10 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Dogs

 

Brief: Write the libretto for an opera.

Notes: This was meant for the day 8 prompt, but after trying to adapt two different episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and realizing it was taking more time than I can give, I posted two out-of-order, scrapped everything, and went back to this today. Thanks to my friend Fran for the inspiration. And to (counterclockwise from the top right) Teddy, Perry, Max, and Piper for being my loyal, if drooly, companions.

Excerpt:

TEDDY:                     No one knows what it’s like

Being feared and hated

Knowing death is fated

 

ALL:                            Behind steel bars.

 

PIPER:                        But we dream

Of love and cuddles

And fur-ever families…

Follow the link below to read the entire play.

008 – Tennis Ball Rhapsody

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later 1 Comment
michal-parzuchowski-P-p1geZ3qIw-unsplash

Waltzing with Matthew

9 February 2020 by MissMeliss

michal-parzuchowski-P-p1geZ3qIw-unsplash

Brief: Write a play that takes “just a minute.”

Excerpt:

No, I mean. What if… what if me not being able to beat his time means he won’t come home.

MOTHER:                  (wrapping her arm around her son). Sweetie, whether you race through the piece in fifty-six seconds, or  play it in the two minutes most people do, it won’t bring your dad back sooner, or prevent him from coming home.

MATTHEW:               Promise?

MOTHER:                  Promise. (she ruffles his hair) Want to know a secret about the Minute Waltz?

Notes: Another out of order piece… still working on prompt 8.

Follow the link below to read the entire play.

010 – Waltzing with Matthew

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later 2 Comments
alphabetical via 123rf.com

Alphabetical – a Revised Amphigory for Modern Children

8 February 2020 by MissMeliss

alphabetical via 123rf.com

Brief: Write a play aimed at 3-6 year-olds.

Notes: This is appallingly bad. And it’s written for kids to perform, as well as watch. It’s also the response for brief 9, because brief 8 is incredibly lengthy and needs more time.

Excerpt:

CHILD TWO:                E is for Everyone getting along.

F is for Fortnight, my avatar’s strong!

G is for Grover and Oscar the Grouch.

H is for Hiding behind the big couch.

Follow the link below to read the entire play.

009 – ALPHABETICAL

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later
Cello Practice

Variations 1-7

7 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Brief: Use a piece of music composed by Beethoven to inspire a play.

Excerpt: 

She:                  So, do you come here often?

He:                  My writing group meets here on Thursday evenings; yes.

She:                  Is that usual? For a published author to still have a writing group?

He:                  Absolutely. Feedback is better than a home-cooked meal.

She:                  I’d think that would depend on the meal.

He:                  Oh?

She:                  Well, you know, pot noodles aren’t exactly on par with shrimp scampi.

Follow the link below to read the entire play:

07 – Variations 1-7

Cello Practice

 

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later 1 Comment
Jacques Cousteau Statue by Ron Jordan

Aye, Calypso!

6 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Brief: Write a play in which you meet one of your idols.

Excerpt:

JACQUES:                  Do you know why these were made without handles?

MELISSA:                   I do. It was so the submarine officers on watch could wrap their hands around them for warmth.

JACQUES:                  Warmth is something we all need when we are at sea.

(he places the mugs on a low table between them, and pours tea from a pot into each)

Do you need milk or sugar?

MELISSA:                   I used to. Not so much anymore.

JACQUES:                  I find I like the bit of astringency that comes with black tea. It’s bracing. Reminds you you’re alive.

Notes:  Some of Jacques’s lines are taken from actual quotations.

Follow the link below to read the entire play.

06 – Aye Calypso!

Jacques Cousteau Statue by Ron Jordan

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later 2 Comments
Robot head looking front on camera isolated on a black background

From the Logs of BASIL

5 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Robot head looking front on camera isolated on a black background

Brief: Write a monodrama (A play for only one performer.)

Excerpt:

The Cousteau has just completed a humanitarian mission to the planet we refer to as Aquaria  Three, though the native population – a race of sentient marine mammals not far removed from the Terran cetacean species – has a different name for their world. The organic beings among our crew have been unable to reproduce the name, but I have managed a close approximation that the locals told me was ‘close enough for krill.’

Notes:

This piece is a sort of prequel or companion to a short story written a couple year’s ago: A Winter Tale

Follow the link below to read the entire piece:

05-From the Logs of BASIL

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays laterBasil/Zoe
Martian demon via 123rf.com

A Match Made in Purgatory

4 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Martian demon via 123rf.com

Brief: Write a play using one or more of some pre-defined characters, using some or all of the provided traits.

Notes: I didn’t feel that any of the suggested characters were speaking with me so I went to the THEY FIGHT CRIME generator and stole two that I liked, but used a couple of traits from the pre-defined characters.

Excerpt:

HOBBES:                    Then how did you mean it?

CALVIN:                    I’m Aristide. Calvin Aristide. Metal dude on my right is Sparky.

HOBBES:                    (ruffling her wings in irritation) And this information matters to me… why?

CALVIN:                    (annoyed) The Agency didn’t tell you? I’m your new partner.

HOBBES:                    The Agency hasn’t bothered to contact me in weeks. They still blame me for what happened with the last guy. It wasn’t my fault he decided to go to Kestrel Five without me. I mean, who does that?

(beat)

Figured they’d call me in, put me on permanent sabbatical, not assign a new partner. Do you drink?

CALVIN:                    Well, not blood…

 

Follow the link below to read the entire play:

04 – Match Made in Purgatory

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later 1 Comment
Mirror, Mirror via 123rf.com

Mirror, Mirror

3 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Mirror, Mirror via 123rf.com

Brief: Choose a random phobia from a list, and use it to inspire a play. I chose Eisoptrophobia: the fear of mirrors or of looking into them, or of seeing your reflection.

Excerpt:

QUEEN:                     My hunter. I had him, in my home, in my bed.

THERAPIST:              And the mirrors?

QUEEN:                     Their voices were quiet for a time. And then they were not.

THERAPIST:              When did the mirrors start speaking to you again?

QUEEN:                     Jeremiah mentioned that the girl was becoming a beautiful woman.

THERAPIST:              And?

QUEEN:                     He said she was the only person more beautiful than me.

 

Follow the link below to read the entire play:

03 – Mirror, Mirror

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays LaterTwisted Fairy Tales 1 Comment
Madrid Motto

Agua y Fuego

2 February 2020 by MissMeliss

Madrid Motto

Brief:  Write a play that is a love letter to part (or all) of Europe.

Excerpt:

Ignacio:            I had some tea from the replicator, thanks. And you’re underestimating with “chilly.” The last hour of the trip, I couldn’t feel my fingers… or my chin.

Naomi:            I guess I’m just acclimated. Well, don’t worry; you won’t have to visit the surface anytime soon, and once you’ve passed quarantine, you’ll have access to the hot springs.

Ignacio:            Hot springs? I didn’t think Europa had geothermal heat?

Naomi:            Europa doesn’t. Nuevo Madrid does. We cycle our waste energy through a couple of the springs within the complex, filter out any traces of radiation – don’t worry, there’s nothing harmful. Well, there was that one person who grew gills…

Follow the link below to read the entire play:

02 – Agua y Fuego

2020 28 Plays Later 28 plays 202028 Plays Later29 plays later

Post navigation

← Older posts
Newer posts →

I said…

  • FictionAdvent 24: Midnight
  • FictionAdvent 23: Sled
  • FictionAdvent 22: Train
  • FictionAdvent 21: Gift
  • FictionAdvent 20: Magic

You said…

  • TBM-2512.24 – Dog Days of Advent: Midnight | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 24: Midnight
  • TBM-2512.23 – Dog Days of Advent: Sled | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 23: Sled
  • TBM-2512.23 – Dog Days of Advent: Gift and Train | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 21: Gift
  • TBM-2512.22 – Dog Days of Advent: Ritual, Thread, and Magic | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 18: Ritual
  • KEZIAH on FictionAdvent 15: Flare

Frequent Landings

  • A.M. Moscoso
  • Animos Bones
  • Becca Rowan
  • Bev
  • Bozoette
  • Debra Smouse (life coach)
  • Debra Smouse (personal)
  • Eaten Up
  • Humanyms
  • Kisses & Chaos
  • Loose Leaf Notes
  • Mexico Musings
  • Oggipenso
  • Pearl
  • Penny Luker
  • Rhubarb
  • Super Librarian
  • Thursday 13
  • Unconscious Mutterings
  • Where's My Plan?
  • Written Inc.
  • WWdN
  • Zenzalei

Archives

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
February 2026
S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
« Dec    

Categorically

  • 2018 (28)
  • 2019 (31)
  • 2019 (27)
  • 2020 (26)
  • 2020 (8)
  • 2021 (26)
  • 2021 CreativeFest (3)
  • 2024 (11)
  • 28 Plays Later (93)
  • Basil and Zoe (8)
  • Covid Metamorphosis (7)
  • Daily Drabbles (1)
  • DDOQ (7)
  • Elseblog (43)
  • Essays (1)
  • Fiction (62)
  • FictionAdvent (24)
  • Flash Fiction (100)
  • Flash Prompt (1)
  • FlashFiction (30)
  • FlashPrompt (13)
  • From the Vaults (14)
  • Holidailies (156)
  • Holidailies (2004-2007) (65)
  • Holidailies (2007) (31)
  • Holidailies 2008-2012 (26)
  • Holidailies 2015 (14)
  • Holidailies 2016 (5)
  • Holidailies 2017 (5)
  • Holidailies 2018 (22)
  • Holidailies 2019 (10)
  • HorrorDailies (114)
  • HorrorDailies 2016 (20)
  • HorrorDailies 2017 (24)
  • HorrorDailies 2018 (31)
  • HorrorDailies 2019 (4)
  • HorrorDailies 2023 (7)
  • Like The Prose (64)
  • Mermaid Meditations (1)
  • MermaidAdvent (3)
  • Mirror Mirror (32)
  • MusicAdvent (3)
  • Ocean of Flavors (75)
  • Reality Writes (2)
  • Reality Writes 2019 (2)
  • ReMythed (1)
  • Remythed (1)
  • Sasha and Martigan (1)
  • Short Shory (33)
  • Short-short (5)
  • Splashes (2,220)
  • Sunday Brunch (2)
  • TLC Alumni (1)

Connect with MissMeliss

February 2026
S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
« Dec    

You said…

  • TBM-2512.24 – Dog Days of Advent: Midnight | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 24: Midnight
  • TBM-2512.23 – Dog Days of Advent: Sled | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 23: Sled
  • TBM-2512.23 – Dog Days of Advent: Gift and Train | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 21: Gift
  • TBM-2512.22 – Dog Days of Advent: Ritual, Thread, and Magic | The Bathtub Mermaid on FictionAdvent 18: Ritual
  • KEZIAH on FictionAdvent 15: Flare

I said…

  • FictionAdvent 24: Midnight
  • FictionAdvent 23: Sled
  • FictionAdvent 22: Train
  • FictionAdvent 21: Gift
  • FictionAdvent 20: Magic

Archives

Frequent Landings

  • A.M. Moscoso
  • Animos Bones
  • Becca Rowan
  • Bev
  • Bozoette
  • Debra Smouse (life coach)
  • Debra Smouse (personal)
  • Eaten Up
  • Humanyms
  • Kisses & Chaos
  • Loose Leaf Notes
  • Mexico Musings
  • Oggipenso
  • Pearl
  • Penny Luker
  • Rhubarb
  • Super Librarian
  • Thursday 13
  • Unconscious Mutterings
  • Where's My Plan?
  • Written Inc.
  • WWdN
  • Zenzalei

What I’m Reading: Bibliotica

Book Review: The Regression Strain by Kevin Hwang

Book Review: The Regression Strain by Kevin Hwang

  About the book: The Regression Strain  Genre: Medical Thriller Publisher: Normal Range Press Publication Date: May 26, 2025 Scroll down for Giveaway Dr. Peter Palma joins the medical team of the Paradise to treat passengers for minor ailments as the cruise ship sails across the Atlantic. But he soon discovers that something foul is […]

Book Spotlight: FRANTIC by Brent Bradley

Book Spotlight: FRANTIC by Brent Bradley

A delusional prison patient warns Dr. Brian Heiser, Marriage and Family Therapist, of enormous impending disaster. Dr. Heiser and his best friend, a lauded Forensic Psychologist, find themselves entangled in a 72-hour deadly race to stop an AI bill being fast-tracked through the Texas state legislature.

Book Review: Under Vixens Mere by Kit Fielding

Book Review: Under Vixens Mere by Kit Fielding

Under Vixen’s Mere is one of those novels that quietly gets under your skin and then refuses to leave. 

From the opening pages, the prose immediately stood out to me. It’s spare without ever feeling sparse—clean, confident, and quietly assured. Dialogue and description are held in careful balance, each doing its work without calling attention to itself. Nothing strains for effect, and that sense of restraint builds trust early on, inviting the reader to settle in and follow where the story leads. 

Book Review: The Boulangerie on the Corner b y Susan Buchanan

Book Review: The Boulangerie on the Corner b y Susan Buchanan

What makes this book especially satisfying is its sensory richness. The attention to detail is so precise you can practically smell the bread cooling on the racks, the sharpness of cheese, the damp stone after rain. It is comfort reading with substance: sunshine and laughter paired with the everyday complications life throws at us, and the quiet resilience required to meet them.

Book Review: Quiet Valor: Everyday Americans by Larry Nouvel

Book Review: Quiet Valor: Everyday Americans by Larry Nouvel

This is not a book about capital-H heroes. Instead, it centers on people who engage in small acts of service, kindness, and yes, heroism—not for recognition or glory, but because it was the right thing to do in the moment. These are stories of people showing up when it would have been easier not to.

Tag!

28 Plays 2018 28 Plays 2019 28 plays 2020 28 Plays 2024 28 Plays Later 29 plays later 100 Words All Things Girl Basil and Zoe Bathtub Mermaid Cafe Writing christmas coffee Creepy DogDaysofPodcasting Dog Days of Podcasting dogs FictionAdvent Flash-Fic Flash-fiction Flashfic FlashFiction Flash Prompt Ghosts Holidailies Holidailies 2008 Holidailies 2013 Holidailies 2014 Holidailies 2015 Holidailies 2025 HorrorDailies Horror Halloween Like The Prose Like The Prose 2019 Mirror Mirror Mirrors music nostalgia Reflections summer Sunday Brunch Thursday 13 Thursday Thirteen weather writing

Categorically

  • 2018 (28)
  • 2019 (31)
  • 2019 (27)
  • 2020 (26)
  • 2020 (8)
  • 2021 (26)
  • 2021 CreativeFest (3)
  • 2024 (11)
  • 28 Plays Later (93)
  • Basil and Zoe (8)
  • Covid Metamorphosis (7)
  • Daily Drabbles (1)
  • DDOQ (7)
  • Elseblog (43)
  • Essays (1)
  • Fiction (62)
  • FictionAdvent (24)
  • Flash Fiction (100)
  • Flash Prompt (1)
  • FlashFiction (30)
  • FlashPrompt (13)
  • From the Vaults (14)
  • Holidailies (156)
  • Holidailies (2004-2007) (65)
  • Holidailies (2007) (31)
  • Holidailies 2008-2012 (26)
  • Holidailies 2015 (14)
  • Holidailies 2016 (5)
  • Holidailies 2017 (5)
  • Holidailies 2018 (22)
  • Holidailies 2019 (10)
  • HorrorDailies (114)
  • HorrorDailies 2016 (20)
  • HorrorDailies 2017 (24)
  • HorrorDailies 2018 (31)
  • HorrorDailies 2019 (4)
  • HorrorDailies 2023 (7)
  • Like The Prose (64)
  • Mermaid Meditations (1)
  • MermaidAdvent (3)
  • Mirror Mirror (32)
  • MusicAdvent (3)
  • Ocean of Flavors (75)
  • Reality Writes (2)
  • Reality Writes 2019 (2)
  • ReMythed (1)
  • Remythed (1)
  • Sasha and Martigan (1)
  • Short Shory (33)
  • Short-short (5)
  • Splashes (2,220)
  • Sunday Brunch (2)
  • TLC Alumni (1)

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
Proudly powered by WordPress | Theme: Something Fishy by Caroline Moore.
 

Loading Comments...