What the Oracle Says About Me.

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Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you’re bossy and arrogant. You’re constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people’s time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that’s why they’re plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

Drink entered: Triple venti no vanilla extra caramel caramel macchiato.

Dallandra @ Open Diary made me do this. YOU can try it here.

(And the scary thing is, this is true…sometimes.)

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2 thoughts on “What the Oracle Says About Me.”

  1. HA. My order is a tall peppermint mocha (for real).

    Personality type: Clueless

    You don’t go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don’t know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink tall peppermint mocha are strippers.

    Also drinks: Wine coolers
    Can also be found at: The mall

  2. I got tempted by the frivolity and had to try it for myself.

    I am ashamed.

    Personality type: Hippie

    In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks Tall soy white chocolate mocha should be forced to eat a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.

    Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they’re herbal and organic.

    Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities.

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