The Definitive Chicken & Egg Joke:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against

the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says;

“Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”

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