The Definitive Chicken & Egg Joke:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against

the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says;

“Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”

Horoscope Lemming

Xenobia is one of the wisest, smartest, best looking people on the planet. Or so at least she would like to think. It's not that Xenobia is vain – more that she is terribly susceptible to flattery. All Leos suffer from this little weakness. That's because, despite what astrologers are always saying about Leos and their confidence, secretly, deep down, they are a little unsure of themselves. This explains Xenobia's tendency to be strongly outspoken and extrovert one moment and quietly anxious the next.

Her close friends know all about her tendency towards self doubt. They know what a warm, genuine and generous character she can be, but they also know about her natural sensitivity. Xenobia's acquaintances, however, have no such insight. They feel sure that in Xenobia, they are dealing with a dynamic, energetic and decisive person who is it would be most unwise to cross.

Xenobia is fiery and feisty – she gives the impression of being someone who knows it all. As a matter of fact, whilst she does not know it 'all', she does know quite a lot of it. Xenobia is well read, well researched and always well presented. she cuts a dash, she has 'presence.' Heads turn when she enters the room. Xenobia is aware of the impression she makes but not entirely comfortable with it. She knows that people are responding to her big pretence, not her true personality. That's why she so deeply treasures the company of loved ones who are strong enough to see through her façade and respect her for the mere mortal that she actually is.

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