MissMeliss: Escribition

meanderings and musings from MissMeliss

The Definitive Chicken & Egg Joke:

MissMeliss | July 25, 2003

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says; “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”

I Hate Fridays

MissMeliss | July 25, 2003

Mostly cuz of work. Today because of emergency root canal in…40 minutes. Ibuprofen and vodka, please?

Horoscope Lemming

MissMeliss | July 12, 2003

Xenobia is one of the wisest, smartest, best looking people on the planet. Or so at least she would like to think. It's not that Xenobia is vain – more that she is terribly susceptible to flattery. All Leos suffer from this little weakness. That's because, despite what astrologers are always saying about Leos and [...]