“Mom! Harry’s chewing with his mouth open again!”
“Harry, mind your manners. Becky, stop tattling on your brother.”
“But Mom!” both children chorused, their voices utterly failing to harmonize.
“I couldn’t help it,” Harry said. “I got a toe caught under my tongue.”
“Yeah, that’s what you always say,” Becky countered. She mimicked him. “I got a hand caught in my tooth. There was hair in the back of my throat.” She rolled her eyes skyward. “You’re eight hundred not eighty. LEARN TO CHEW!!!”
“Stop picking on me!” Harry roared back. “You almost got caught during your Haunting last night. Charlie told me that Mara told him you tickled a Child’s Foot and she kicked you!”
Becky’s eyes – all five of them – went all slitty and her nose squinched up and her face deepened to an almost-forest green. “Don’t you dare tell Mom about that. Don’t even think about it.”
Harry’s voice was only a soft roar when he said, “I’m sorry, Becky.”
Both of the young monsters were quiet for a bit, as they picked up Human Cookies and dunked them in their Curdled Milk, and then ate them.
“So, I heard Charlie wants to dress as a Child for Halloween.” Becky said after a bit. It was clearly a peace offering. “I was thinking we could come up with something even scarier for you.”
“Yeah,” Becky grinned, showing off her rows of sharp, gleaming, recently unstraightened teeth. “I think you should go as an Adult.”
“That’s not so scary.”
“A Human Adult.”
Harry couldn’t help giggling, which meant his sister got a lovely view of partially masticated cookie and frosting.
“Mom! He’s doing it again!”
Yup some things are universal in all worlds.