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Dog Days of Podcasting: Darmok and Dogs

24 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

This episode really should be called “Swimming with Morgan,” but it’s not. It’s just a ramble. I’m tired and my throat hurts, and it just struck me that if I’d finished any of the three things I had started to write, I would have had a much shorter entry.

Eleven minutes on Darmok and Dogs.

Accompanied by Teddy Bear on the Rawhide Chew, if you hear weird chewing sounds

Listen at SoundCloud or click below:
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Dog Days of Podcasting: 13 Minutes of Dog Babble

22 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Tabz suggested I ramble about dogs. Hemingway suggested we should write drunk and edit sober. I’m NOT drunk, but I had a beer with dinner and a benadryl about half an hour ago, so I’m not really as together as I should be, and tonight’s DDoP entry proves it.

I’m skipping the “edit sober” part.

Listen at SoundCloud, or click below:

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Dog Days of Podcasting: At the End of the Day

22 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Yes, it’s morning, which for most of us is the beginning of the day.
Yes, this is a catch-up post from last night because I spent all day yesterday in the state of mind that Jo March would have referred to as a “vortex” and I call “extreme writey-ness.”

So, listen at SoundCloud.com, or just click the play button below:

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Dog Days of Podcasting: Strawberry

20 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Today’s almost-daily podcast offering is a very, very old vignette from the vaults, “Strawberry,” that was inspired by a father and daughter who used to come in to the cafe where I worked when I was 18 and 19 years old.

You can listen to it on SoundCloud or play it in the applet below:

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DDoP: Listening to the Hombre Jesus Woman

19 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Today’s entry in the Dog Days of Podcasting is one of the pieces I posted on Medium.com: Little Miracles: Listening to the Hombre Jesus Woman.

You can listen to it at the SoundCloud website, or play it in the applet below:

[soundcloud url=”http://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/106215441″ params=”” width=” 100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /]

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Dog Days of Podcasting: Perfunctory Entry

17 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Tonight’s DDoP entry is under 2 minutes and speaks for itself.

Listen to it at SoundCloud or play it in the applet below:

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From the Vaults: 3 for Zorro

17 August 2013 by MissMeliss

I was looking for something on the ‘net and found this, written October 19, 2007:

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something.

Write either three short verses or one long stanza about these three things – fear, love, and loss. Any form of poetry is fine – haiku, a sonnet – whatever works.

* * * * *

I’m not a poet. I dabbled in verse ages ago, but I generally think in sentences. Still, it’s a good exercise to play with other forms once in a while. I don’t post verse or fiction to my actual blog. That’s what this is for.

* * * * *

I. Fear
Monsters with headlights whizzing by
Cold rain falling from the sky
Hiding for naps
Begging for scraps
Constantly running on tiny feet
This is the life of a stray on the street.

II. Love
He reminds me of the childhood poem
About a little shadow
Up and down the stairs, he’s at my heels.
In the kitchen, he’s underfoot
On the couch or in bed, he curls against my hip
Puppy kisses tell me what he feels.

III. Loss
Day by day, I’m seeing him fade.
He’s withdrawing from us a little
As if he knows his clock is winding down.
His muzzle is grey where it once was black
The “eyeliner” that helped earn his name is nearly gone
He’s taken to barking at the other dogs in town

Ten isn’t old for a Chihuahua, they say
But they forget the epilepsy, the years on the street
And the dental issues, and the heart disease.
They just see the spry little man with the sickle tail
Ears erect, nose a-quiver, eyes all big and round
Like a plumber, the vet never hears him sneeze.

I know our other dog feels second best,
Which is ridiculous because I love them both
Differently, because MissCleo is a dog for play
While Zorro, my little man, is content to be quiet
Always near, his quiet presence warming my heart,
I don’t know how I’ll deal when he finally slips away

Zorro dog died in February, 2009.

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Dog Days of Podcasting: Listen

15 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Tonight’s entry into the Dog Days of Podcasting project is another piece from the vaults (I plead continued migraine!), this time from the autumn of 2007.

Those folks who used to frequent CafeWriting may recognize the piece – it’s an unofficial prequel to the super-secret project I’m working on. Another cafe vignette.

Enjoy it at the SoundCloud website, or in the applet below.

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Dog Days of Podcasting: Taps and The Trumpet of the Swan

14 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

I hate “Taps.” I hate the way the song makes me feel, and I hate that this lovely piece of music is forever linked with death. I even wrote a Sunday Brunch piece about it, as part of a tribute to a recently departed friend.

Today, though, I rambled about “Taps” in a new way – I associated it with the E. B. White children’s novel The Trumpet of the Swan.

You can listen my ramblings at SoundCloud or play it via the applet below.

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Dog Days of Podcasting: Medium Monday – In the Starbucks Doorway

12 August 2013 by MissMeliss

Dog Days of Podcasting

Happy Monday.

Today’s entry for DDoP is a reading of my first piece from Medium, “In The Starbucks Doorway”, which I originally posted there back in May.

You can listen to it at SoundCloud, or play it in the applet below.

[soundcloud url=”http://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/105174438″ params=”” width=” 100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /]

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