Note: I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don’t live in the same universe, but they’re all a little off-kilter from what you might expect from holiday fare. And if you pay attention, you’ll notice that the last line of each story becomes the first line of the next. Also? You can listen to these stories at my podcast website: BathtubMermaid.com.
They think she’s never on time.
Every year, someone laughs about it — her sister, a coworker, the neighbor who still calls her “kiddo” though she’s past forty.
“You’d be late to your own funeral,” they tease, and she smiles and shrugs and lets them believe it. Every Christmas, every birthday, there’s another clock: elegant wall pendulums, modern minimalist cubes, one shaped like a cat with eyes that swing in time with its tail. Her house ticks like a forest of mechanical crickets.
She doesn’t mind. The noise anchors her, reminds her where she is.
But they’re wrong, of course. She isn’t late — she just doesn’t stay in one version of now.
Time, for her, is elastic. Sometimes it stretches, gossamer-thin, like taffy pulled too far, and she can walk its length to touch the moment when her mother bent to kiss her scraped knee, or the instant she first realized she’d fallen in love. Other times it snaps tight and whips her forward, years ahead, where she sees a conversation that hasn’t happened yet, the face of a friend she hasn’t met.
When she was small, she thought everyone did this. She’d speak of something that “will have happened” next week and be scolded for talking nonsense. Eventually, she learned to keep quiet, to live as linearly as others expected — or at least to pretend.
The clocks help. They keep her tethered to their rhythm. But even that tether frays.
Last spring, she found herself walking home at dusk and stepped — only for an instant — into another version of the same street, where the houses were younger, trees sapling-thin, the air thick with the tang of woodsmoke. A child ran past her, laughing, and she caught a flash of her own face, eight years old and free of all the later weight. Then she blinked, and the world reset: streetlights humming, a grocery bag in her hand, the modern night reasserted.
She wonders sometimes what would happen if she stopped fighting it. If she let herself drift fully backward or forward and stayed. The idea tempts her — not escape, exactly, but alignment. She suspects Time wouldn’t mind the company.
Tonight, on Christmas Eve, her house is full of ticking. Every gift clock is wound and running, marking hours she doesn’t quite inhabit. She pours tea, sits among them, and feels the familiar shimmer begin — that soft stretch, the hum of a thousand parallel seconds brushing past.
One by one, the clocks fall silent. Not broken — merely pausing. In the hush, she hears it: the heartbeat beneath everything, the pulse of the world breathing.
She closes her eyes and lets go.
For a moment, she is everywhere — childhood, tomorrow, yesterday’s snowfall, next summer’s rain. She stands at the center of it all, a still point in a turning sphere, and Time — ancient, patient, amused — wraps her in its arms.
“You were never late,” it whispers. “You were simply elsewhere.”
When she opens her eyes, the clocks resume their ticking, each one perfectly synchronized.
And outside, the church bells strike midnight — exactly on time.









