Unconscious Mutterings – Week #501

I thought I’d do Unconscious Mutterings on the actual day they’re posted this week, instead of midway through. New month, and all. Also? I’m doing them in honor of my teen years, when Levi’s 501s where the thing. After all, it’s week 501.

I say… And you think…?

  1. Tenure :: track
  2. Baptism ::-al font
  3. Holders :: corn
  4. Irritation :: stupid people
  5. Academics :: cloistered
  6. Mug :: shot
  7. Charge :: Cash or…?
  8. Percent :: -ile
  9. Clears :: security
  10. Selfless :: devotion