For the record, I'm blaming , just because.

The Grand Duchy of Zenitopia
“There's no such thing as strong coffee-only weak people”

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Zenitopia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning chihuahua population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry.

Crime is relatively low. Zenitopia's national animal is the chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the java-nut.

(Yeah, yeah, you know the drill. Go to www.nationstates.net )